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me: *comes home*

my mom: ARE YOU KIDDING ME

me: what

my mom: do you KNOW how much trouble youre in

me: what?????

my mom: do you KNOW how many PEOPLE have DIED because of you

my mom: do you KNOW how many buildings are BURNING

me: ???????????????????

my mom: because YOU left a DISH IN THE SINK when you LEFT and I! had to put it away

yasgawd:

breh

"Sometimes, soulmates may meet, stay together until a task or life lesson is completed, and then move on. This is not a tragedy, only a matter of learning."

-  Brian L. Weiss (via purplebuddhaproject)

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

(via americaninsomniacs)

thevirginharry:

(~ ͡°o ͜ʖo ͡°) come closer, child, so that i might see you

(via am-i-retarded-or-overjoyed)

born-t0-lose:

Bring Me The Horizon - Antivist

born-t0-lose:

Bring Me The Horizon - Antivist

(via directionerbabe5)

cursor by thetremblingofmyhand